Golf - MAIN

Three men are playing golf at a beautiful country club: Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man.

Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the sand trap. He mind controls his caddy to mark it a hole-in-one.

Next, Darth Maul hits his ball and it lands in the rough. He walks over to his ball and uses the Force to throw it on the green.

Finally, the old man hits his ball over the trees and, into the parking lot and onto the hood of a parked car. The man lifts the car using the Force and brings the car to the green and drops the car on green. The ball then falls off of the car and into the hole.

Obi Wan turns to Darth Maul and says, “Damn, I hate playing with Yoda!”

A bum asked a man on the street for $5.

“Will you buy booze?” the man asks, to which the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you gamble it away?”

Once again, the bum replied, “No.”

“Will you make bets at the golf course?”

Once again, the bum replied “No, I don’t play golf.”

“Will you go to a dance?”

“No, I don’t dance either.”

Then the man says, “Tell you what, I’ll give you the $5 if you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble, play golf or dance.”